Chief problem solver says natural gas tankless water heaters are the real deal

Adah Abraham (name changed) loves to eat tortoise meat. She loves almost each and every dish that is made using tortoise meat.

Adah is a workaholic, she works for working more, in other words, she solves problems so that she can get bigger problems to solve next time.

Adah attributes her crazy energy to frequent sex with her husband – Jim. She says that sex promotes and encourages blood flow all over the body, especially the brain. She claims that regular sex increases the amount of dopamine, serotonin and several other neurotransmitters multi-fold in the body.

Adah takes shower with the water heated with natural gas tankless water heater only. She doesn’t use electric water heaters.

As you maybe aware of the fact that Tibetan Buddhist monks die most due to the thunderbolts fall each year, Adam claims “These Buddhist monks die because they practice celibacy which is unnatural in all respects. Nature gets angry on those who disrespect and deny the most beautiful thing that it created for the animal-kind and mankind to enjoy and procreate.”

Adah’s husband – Johnny is an amateur magician. He claims that he feels more energetic after performing sigil magic. Johnny’s sister – Brenda is a catholic nun whom Johnny has caught eating horse meat several times. Eating horse meat is prohibited in catholic religion.

Johnny has a strange habit of eating on the bed and working on the dining table. He buys only Volkswagen cars for their build quality. First he used to drive a VW GTI, nowadays he drives a VW Atlas. Adah only buys hybrids for the better fuel economy, she owns a Toyota Prius and a Honda Accord.