Spiritual dude advertises his massage parlor on a radio and folds Christmas Origami with his nephews and nieces

Jules Toth (name changed) recently made a trip to India and he was amazed to see people worshiping rivers, mountains, fire, almost everything that the Indian people come across – they worship it. Jules was scared all the time that these people don’t start worshiping him. They were all looking at him like they never saw a foreigner before although Jules saw several other foreigners around as well. The girls were staring at Jules like crazy.

Jules comprehends that the most valuable use of his time is to manage, administer and expand his business but he has been wasting the same lately in traveling and exploring different cultures, nations and traditions.

The Christmas season is on and while Jules’s nephews and nieces are not around with him yet, they soon will be and they will waste at least a couple of complete days of his folding Christmas Origami with him. Jules loves to be with his nephews and nieces but he has got tons of better things to do.

Jules owns a massage parlour in his country that has a very wide variety of masseuses. His main source of advertising are a couple of radio networks. He has been using the radio networks only to advertise his massage parlour for the past couple of years and it has never disappointed him. The ROI IS 2100% and that’s why he is not willing to advertise through any other medium. Radio advertising has got him forever or may be for as long as his massage parlour survives. He has real exotic chicks down in his massage parlour, he has those Hungarian, Jewish, Turkish, Libyan, Arabian, Serbian, Moldovan and Austrian chicks. I think he should rename his massage parlour to Ottoman Massage Centre going by the nationalities of the girls in his massage parlour.

Saying “I love you” with an origami is a good idea and it really worked in the case of Sem

Lola Edelman (name changed) used to work for a dry cleaner in her neighborhood back when she was 17. Lola grew up in the worst economic condition that you could imagine. Lola then worked up to become the manager of a vitamin, mineral and protein dietary food supplement company. Lola is 34 now and she is a financial success.

One of Lola’s favorite hobbies is creating memes and she makes money enjoying her favorite hobby. She was the first one who named Malik Obama as ‘Memelord Obama’ and after she did that, her website started enjoying tons more traffic.

Lola being an expert at online marketing is aware of how the celebrities become so popular and how much they pay their PR experts to make them a huge success. She is shocked at how in India the celebrity kids like Jahnvi Kapoor and Sara Khan are gaining fame and popularity.

Lola says that the nepotism is everywhere in India whether it be major business corporations, politics, Bollywood and that’s why India lacks talent.

Born to Chinese-Jewish mother and a Polish-Jew mother in Los Angeles, California, Lola shows way too much interest in India.

One of Lola’s best friends – Sem who was born to a Dutch father and a German mother in Plano, Texas fell in love with the salon owner who is 12 years older to him. He is 27 and she is 39 but he has been trying his best to convince his parents to marry her. He is such a loser that he cannot do it himself. The way that he tried to impress her was also extremely weird, he folded origami upon origami structured as “I love You” and stuff. She is a desperate divorcee who said “Yes” to him after looking at how crazy he is for her and the things he will do for her, nobody else will.

Grandkids of one of the greatest Brazilian actors ever are successful ecommerce entrepreneurs

Adalgisa Sosa (name changed) is a granddaughter of one of the top 100 Brazilian movie stars of all time. Adalgisa hates to tell anyone who she is, because she wants to create an identity of her own which she successfully has. Adalgisa thinks that she is not successful enough and to her -sky is the limit.

Adalgisa like her one and only brother – Ricardo, never dreamed of becoming a movie actor, writer or producer. She loves to watch movies though but she feels that she is not good enough at her acting skills, looks.

Apart from the characters played by her grandfather, Adalgisa’s all-time most favorite movie character is the one played by Mr Edward James Olmos in Blade Runner. Adalgisa watches science fiction movies a lot and she mostly watches Hollywood movies in order to improve her command on the English language, her all-time favorite movie is Blade Runner.

Adalgisa’s brother – Ricardo buys stocks like he is Donald Trump. He buys them like he is a billionaire, which he is not, he is just a millionaire and both Adalgisa and Ricardo are successful ecommerce entrepreneurs.

Ricardo loves to visit Miami every winters. His most favorite hangout area in Miami is the downtown area, he loves everything about that area, the cars, the roads, the positive rich vibes, the filthy richness around, the happiness and most of all, those rich Hispanic girls with curvy bodies and long black hair.

Ricardo recently got banned on Skype for talking non-stop anti-semitism, he was warned before by the Skype’s employees but he wouldn’t listen. He is now going after the Skype and defaming them for being illuminati.

Ricardo can never get enough of playing Grand Theft Auto 3 and Grand Theft Auto – Vice City. He loves GTA 3 for the childhood memories and GTA Vice City because it is based on 80s Miami. He can complete all the missions of GTA Vice City and GTA 3 within less than 8 hours.

Top health supplement manufacturer believes accepting crypto will make his store a hit

Andy Dragovich (name changed) plans each day the night before. Andy currently owns only one company that manufactures magnesium and calcium supplements and wholesales it to some of the top popular supplement companies, companies that are on par with Vitamin Shoppe and GNC.

Andy is looking for a branding expert to start his own supplement brand but he also fears that if he enters into that field, his wholesale buyers will see him as a threat and start buying from some other manufacturer. The most revolutionary thing that Andy has planned for his online and offline stores is that Andy’s stores will accept all the major cryptocurrencies including dogecoin, litecoin and bitcoin. Andy’s staff will keep a check on the latest prices of the cryptocurrencies with¬†coin market cap.

Andy used to be a bona fide brat back in her teenage years but after the sudden death of his father, he became very responsible and ambitious. He just kept focus and didn’t stray his path and although it was not easy and all his friends and relatives told him that he won’t be able to succeed he didn’t give up. He took failures upon failures but he never saw them as failures but he saw them as lessons instead.

Andy’s relationship with his wife is perfect in almost every sense, they are very deeply in love since the day they met and they support each other like no other.

Andy is always on the path of self-improvement, it has been 130 days since he last touched a cigarette and this is what he told me –¬†“Dropping off the smoking addiction is really worth it. One of the ways to get rid of it is focus on your work, the most important tasks and self-improvement both mentally and physically, as one great philosopher once said “The secret of success doesn’t lie in fighting the old but building the new”.

Occult practitioner strange and unpredictable woman relives her childhood with Christmas origami

Nikita Yamamoto (name changed) loves to wear a sexy cop dress with her ass popping out of her shorts and wander around in the supermarkets. One of Nikita’s favorite hobbies is trolling catholic Christians all over the internet, she trolls them on the social media, she trolls them on slack, discord and chatango chatrooms.

Nikita loves protestants and Protestantism. Nikita supports sodomy, divorce and same gender marriage.

Nikita disagrees with the people who claim that the protestants look at the bible with a certain lense and not through the interpretation the author of each gospel, epistle, etc.

According to Nikita, Copts, Orthodox and Catholics have been misinterpreting the bible for centuries in accord to their political benefits and they blame protestants for everything wrong.

Nikita never forgets to get her dose of nostalgia each December with folding Christmas Origami and reliving the good old childhood days.

Nikita has been trying performing black magic for a while. She always misses out an ingredient or two while performing a magic ritual.

A couple of years ago an Indian celibate named Swami Sivananda received a lot of popularity after it was proven that he is the oldest human being alive on the planet. He was 120 years old back then, he must be around 122 now. He attributed his longevity to not eating spicy food at all, performing yoga everyday and last but not the least – Celibacy. Nikita claims that celibacy has nothing to do with longevity and Swami Sivananda is lucky that he didn’t get prostate or testicular cancer due to lifelong celibacy. She even doubts that Swami Sivananda has even been celibate throughout these 122 years.

Nikita is very much interested in Hinduism, not because of its morals, values and virtues, but for the different sects of magics that it contains. She is very much interested in Aghoras, Aghoris, Tantra, Black Magic and other occult practices practiced there.