Annalisa has no tech related background but she owns one of the best apps that helps you select the right food for you

Annalisa Varela (name changed) hates the people that use dietary supplements, protein shakes, Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs) for a better and fitter body. Annalisa has been extremely critical of such people on her one and only blog and she recently got an android app done by an Indonesian android application creation service (jasa pembuatan aplikasi android) that helps you choose the right superfoods for yourself. The app is only a week old and has been downloaded by over 2000 people within one week only.

Annalisa works out everyday of the week herself and she is not interested in bodybuilding at all but only increasing her overall muscular strength.

Annalisa studied at one of the best schools in her city and in one of her blog posts she claimed that the Muslim and Jewish kids in the school used to cheat the most during the examinations. Annalisa has already deleted that blog post since she launched her app since it is being used by people around the world belonging to the different religions, nationalities and ethnicities. Annalisa is still scared that no one craves out that old blog post of hers.

Annalisa claims that some people are only motivated by the hatred and nothing else and these people are the most dangerous to be around with, they will try to find one or two reasons to hate you anyhow and to keep themselves motivated. Annalisa claims that these people can even become deadly in certain circumstances and under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Annalisa has 5 siblings who have all turned out to be alcoholics or drug addicts and they all work at places like McDonalds, Pizza Huts, Sears, etc. Annalisa says that her parents took no measure to protect their kids from the bad habits and instigate them into good habits and being successful. Annalisa being the eldest used to do her best to take care of her 5 siblings and although she did her best wholeheartedly, she couldn’t manage to successfully initiate them onto a successful path.

Former Rugby Player, biological mother of 3 kids, foster mother of 2 never misses to watch Super Bowl Live

Sarah Apta hates miserable people. Sarah says that miserable people are themselves responsible for their misery. Sarah says that the misery of a child or a kid is comprehensive as they are themselves seldom responsible for their miseries but an adult has no right to claim that he is a victim. Sarah says that the victim mentality is responsible for most of the adult human miseries.

Sarah was a state level Rugby champion during her youth and that’s what made her stronger than most of the women. Sarah doesn’t play anymore as she owns several different businesses and seldom gets any time to play rugby and physically too her endurance capacity is not that much. She takes Vitamin D and calcium supplements for the stronger bones and someone in that condition is not adequate to play rugby safely, but Sarah loves watch Super Bowl Live each year. She has never missed the game of Super Bowl since she retired from playing the game.

Sarah loves to watch Fifth Gear (one of the most popular reality TV car show of the past decade) on the Youtube to relive her younger days.

Sarah is well-versed in several different languages and according to her the Punjabi word ‘Khusra’ meaning a eunuch and the Arabic word ‘Khasra’ meaning a loser are both related.

Along with having her own biological kids, Sarah is a foster mother of 2 beautiful kids. Sarah decided to adopt the kids inspired by the infamous doctor and one of the revolutionaries in the medical industry – John Harvey Kellogg. Like Dr JH Kellogg, Sarah Apta believes in checking the family background of the kid that she adopts. Sarah Apta always gives example of the son of the prostitute that Dr JH Kellogg adopted and then regretted the same. Out of 48 foster kids of Dr JH Kellogg, only this son of a prostitute turned out to be a degenerate, rest all became successful.

Self-proclaimed religious scholar traveled from Bangkok to Koh Chang to spread her message

Leah Jacob (name changed) says that the doors of a house should always be expensive and luxurious, no matter how tiny or ugly the house from inside is. Leah says that the first impression is the last impression, Leah also emphasizes on using the best possible paint for the house outside.

Leah says that there are several reasons for the same, the first and foremost being that most of the guests and visitors nowadays just disappear from outside, they don’t even bother to come inside the house and the second being, no matter how beautiful the house looks from inside, the first and foremost thing that the guests or visitors notice will be the outside appearance of the house.

Leah is a self-proclaimed scholar of all the Hindu, Jewish, Catholic, Islamic, Sikh and last but not the least – Buddhist texts.

Leah is against eating non-vegetarian food and she is surprised, amazed and shocked (whatever word you want to use) to know that a Buddhist country like Thailand is full of non-vegetarian people. Recently, Leah made a trip from Bangkok to Koh Chang volunteering against the killing of animals for satisfying the hunger of human beings.

Leah’s most favorite animals among the cattle are goats and cows. Leah cries that how can the most advanced creatures on earth aka human beings can slaughter sensitive animals like goats, cows and buffalo. Leah has done an extensive research on cattle and she says that they are as emotional as the human beings when it comes to the love for their children.

Leah is not a feminist but she did her best on the social media to answer the guy who claimed that women feel no penitence about anything and 99% of their emotions are fake. That guy ran away from Twitter and Facebook after Leah and her followers’ replies.

Miami’s catholic couple getting wedded on 17th January, 2019, you all are not invited

Natasa Galdes (name changed) used to wonder all the time “Why Christians don’t even bother about the Holy Land when Muslims and Jews are fighting all the time over it?” Until one day, a Catholic priest whom Natasa reveres a lot, perhaps the most among the people that she has ever met in her real life told her that it was a long-term strategy by the British empire and the United States of America to offer Israel to the Zionists and stay out of their business so that they can destroy each other.

This Catholic priest is an architect by profession who is responsible for designing several topmost Catholic schools all over the United States.

This Catholic priest that I am talking about says that agricultural labor will always be required no matter how much technology advances out or the scientists develop uncountable ways to kill the livelihood of the farmer.

Natasa is getting married on 17th Jan, 2019 and it goes without saying that this favorite priest of her is invited as a guest in her wedding as an all ordained clergy.

Natasa is getting married to her childhood sweetheart – Tim whom she knows since they were both studied in the same class of the same school. He is a black belt in martial arts.

Tim claims that Thailand’s martial arts are way superior to any other form of fighting or karate. It goes without saying that he believes Indian pehalwani to be far inferior to Thai martial arts.

Tim’s grandmother was a famous singer of her time whose name is still alive today. She gave several hits and even some top 10 songs in the 60s and 70s.

Dakota Pallis claims that Swamy Sr’s S-formula is behind the success of Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and others

Dakota Pallis (name changed) says that it is very easy become the next Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Steve Jobs, Elon Musk for anyone. Dakota says that a person must follow one thing in order to become a success, she calls it S-formula.

S-formula is a term invented by an Indian engineer and black belt in Karate – Swamy Sr. Dakota completely agrees with his theory and says that it is not just a theory but a perfect formula for achieving success in any field of life. S-formula by Swamy Sr says that one must never masturbate in life or have casual sex. Swamy Sr refers to the sex without the intent for reproducing as casual sex, no matter with whom it is done, it maybe your wife, girlfriend or concubine, if it is done without the intent for reproduction, it is considered a casual form of sex.

Dakota claims that abstinence is a sure-shot way to guarantee success for infertile couples to have a baby. Dakota claims that Don Johnson – the popular American actor who rose to fame with the television series – Miami Vice, practiced abstinence for one whole year in order to have a baby and after the abstinence when he didn’t receive the fruit, he again practiced it for one more year and then tried again and got success this time.

Dakota claims that she saw this fact about Don Johnson on his TV interview with the infamous American journalist – Barbara Walters.

Dakota herself has asked her husband to follow S-formula which he really is following and Dakota says that his newfound ambition, motivation and drive is the result of him following S-formula. He is now working on creating his own Microwave oven company with the help of reading tech and gadget niche blogs like texnologia. Dakota’s husband has successfully created his first Microwave oven and now working his way up to create a manufacturing unit for the same.

Great-great grandson of a political revolutionary is walking on the path of his and that path sometimes leads to Thailand and Netherlands

Edel Herrmann (name changed) was found guilty for some serious charges but got released after paying a huge fine.

Edel has a brother named Eliot who is a popular blogger and journalist based out of Boston. Eliot wrote a post on his blog after his brother got released titled “Justice is for sale in Mister Donald Trump’s United States”

Even before his brother’s incidence, Eliot had already made several posts giving reference to the United States’s injustice and most of those are somehow refuting the claim that justice cannot be bought in the United States of America.

Eliot is 41 and he never got married, Eliot never had any girlfriend in his life either. Eliot lives in Thailand in the month of January and in Netherlands in the month of May. I believe that you all understand by now the reason why Eliot lives in these 2 countries for 2 months each year. It goes without saying that Eliot doesn’t stop writing about the social issues when he is not in the country, last year when Eliot was traveling from Bangkok to Damnoen Saduak, he kept reading all the court case studies throughout the way and got content for 9 different 1000 words plus stories in the way only.

Eliot is a simple, honest but extraordinarily smart and intuitive gentleman. Eliot’s great-great grandfather was one of the most prominent conspiracy theorists and political revolutionaries of his time and maybe that’s where Eliot inherited most of his characteristics and habits from. I don’t know whether his great-great grandfather used to travel to Netherlands and Thailand as well but one thing is for certain that the “MAN”, I mean man by the word’s truest definition really had some guts, revolutionary ideas and he certainly had some, if not all of his vital energy transmuted to the higher chakras of his.

Once a misanthrope antinatalist, Yat Bidaya now loves his wife and baby more than anything that you can imagine

Yat Bidaya (name changed) drinks 20 cups of water a day. He says that it keeps him fit like nothing else except his wife – Supaksom’s smile. Yat will do anything to make his wife, be it buying canvas or cotton bags (กระเป๋าผ้าแคนวาส) at 2 AM in the night or baking cookies for her at 4 AM in the morning.

Before his marriage, Yat used to be filled with negative emotions; Yat used to be a misanthrope and antinatalist. He used to live on the top of barren mountain in a villa because he hated living among other human beings. He had to commute a couple of kilometers everyday for his daily needs but it was perfectly okay for him as long as he was living away from the other human beings.

Yat met Supaksom at the wedding of his cousin. Supaksom was the bridesmaid at the wedding and Yat was the best man. The bridesmaid and the best man fell in love on sight. They met a couple of times again accidentally, Supaksom once gave Yat her number with a lame excuse and Yat – who used to believe that he will never date anyone, ran like a dog after Supaksom and went on 7-8 dates with her before finally asking her to marry him. Supaksom was herself waiting for this moment.

Yat, who was not-so-long-ago an antinatalist, now believes that a baby is the greatest gift of god to the parents. He is now even planning to have a second baby as well and to engage more with kids, he wants to start an online business targeted at babies exclusively.

Hair Transplant Age Limit

Veronica Smith (name changed) says morality as defined per the different religions is outdated and it is not possible to follow those moral instructions and live a sane life in today’s world. Veronica was born in a catholic family and catholics are against things like hair transplant and cosmetic surgeries. Veronica’s catholic family couldn’t stop her from getting a hair transplant, she got it anyhow as she is already 21 and there is no hair transplant age limit.

Veronica enjoyed a trip to Cumalıkızık village after getting the hair transplant done because she had seen the village on the internet before several times and it always looked to her something like just out of the bible. She says that this very village can be the real garden of Eden, it is so beautiful and you can still smell the exotic sin of Adam and Eve there.

Veronica says that the original sin was nothing but the Adam and Eve having sexual intercourse.

Veronica claims that the ancient humans were much larger than their modern counterparts in size, she doesn’t care about what the scientists or anthropologists claim about the same.

Veronica keeps thinking about becoming the president of her country all the time and I hope that she really becomes one.

Veronica claims that the country of Switzerland will be invaded soon enough as their military is too weak to defend such a rich country. Veronica hopes that it really gets invaded as she hates people with Swiss bank accounts; she really envies the people with Swiss bank accounts but if you ask her “Why do you envy them?” She will tell you that she doesn’t envy them, she doesn’t like people with black money, “I don’t envy Bill Gates, Elon Musk or Warren Buffet”, she said to me.

Spiritual dude advertises his massage parlor on a radio and folds Christmas Origami with his nephews and nieces

Jules Toth (name changed) recently made a trip to India and he was amazed to see people worshiping rivers, mountains, fire, almost everything that the Indian people come across – they worship it. Jules was scared all the time that these people don’t start worshiping him. They were all looking at him like they never saw a foreigner before although Jules saw several other foreigners around as well. The girls were staring at Jules like crazy.

Jules comprehends that the most valuable use of his time is to manage, administer and expand his business but he has been wasting the same lately in traveling and exploring different cultures, nations and traditions.

The Christmas season is on and while Jules’s nephews and nieces are not around with him yet, they soon will be and they will waste at least a couple of complete days of his folding Christmas Origami with him. Jules loves to be with his nephews and nieces but he has got tons of better things to do.

Jules owns a massage parlour in his country that has a very wide variety of masseuses. His main source of advertising are a couple of radio networks. He has been using the radio networks only to advertise his massage parlour for the past couple of years and it has never disappointed him. The ROI IS 2100% and that’s why he is not willing to advertise through any other medium. Radio advertising has got him forever or may be for as long as his massage parlour survives. He has real exotic chicks down in his massage parlour, he has those Hungarian, Jewish, Turkish, Libyan, Arabian, Serbian, Moldovan and Austrian chicks. I think he should rename his massage parlour to Ottoman Massage Centre going by the nationalities of the girls in his massage parlour.

Saying “I love you” with an origami is a good idea and it really worked in the case of Sem

Lola Edelman (name changed) used to work for a dry cleaner in her neighborhood back when she was 17. Lola grew up in the worst economic condition that you could imagine. Lola then worked up to become the manager of a vitamin, mineral and protein dietary food supplement company. Lola is 34 now and she is a financial success.

One of Lola’s favorite hobbies is creating memes and she makes money enjoying her favorite hobby. She was the first one who named Malik Obama as ‘Memelord Obama’ and after she did that, her website started enjoying tons more traffic.

Lola being an expert at online marketing is aware of how the celebrities become so popular and how much they pay their PR experts to make them a huge success. She is shocked at how in India the celebrity kids like Jahnvi Kapoor and Sara Khan are gaining fame and popularity.

Lola says that the nepotism is everywhere in India whether it be major business corporations, politics, Bollywood and that’s why India lacks talent.

Born to Chinese-Jewish mother and a Polish-Jew mother in Los Angeles, California, Lola shows way too much interest in India.

One of Lola’s best friends – Sem who was born to a Dutch father and a German mother in Plano, Texas fell in love with the salon owner who is 12 years older to him. He is 27 and she is 39 but he has been trying his best to convince his parents to marry her. He is such a loser that he cannot do it himself. The way that he tried to impress her was also extremely weird, he folded origami upon origami structured as “I love You” and stuff. She is a desperate divorcee who said “Yes” to him after looking at how crazy he is for her and the things he will do for her, nobody else will.

Grandkids of one of the greatest Brazilian actors ever are successful ecommerce entrepreneurs

Adalgisa Sosa (name changed) is a granddaughter of one of the top 100 Brazilian movie stars of all time. Adalgisa hates to tell anyone who she is, because she wants to create an identity of her own which she successfully has. Adalgisa thinks that she is not successful enough and to her -sky is the limit.

Adalgisa like her one and only brother – Ricardo, never dreamed of becoming a movie actor, writer or producer. She loves to watch movies though but she feels that she is not good enough at her acting skills, looks.

Apart from the characters played by her grandfather, Adalgisa’s all-time most favorite movie character is the one played by Mr Edward James Olmos in Blade Runner. Adalgisa watches science fiction movies a lot and she mostly watches Hollywood movies in order to improve her command on the English language, her all-time favorite movie is Blade Runner.

Adalgisa’s brother – Ricardo buys stocks like he is Donald Trump. He buys them like he is a billionaire, which he is not, he is just a millionaire and both Adalgisa and Ricardo are successful ecommerce entrepreneurs.

Ricardo loves to visit Miami every winters. His most favorite hangout area in Miami is the downtown area, he loves everything about that area, the cars, the roads, the positive rich vibes, the filthy richness around, the happiness and most of all, those rich Hispanic girls with curvy bodies and long black hair.

Ricardo recently got banned on Skype for talking non-stop anti-semitism, he was warned before by the Skype’s employees but he wouldn’t listen. He is now going after the Skype and defaming them for being illuminati.

Ricardo can never get enough of playing Grand Theft Auto 3 and Grand Theft Auto – Vice City. He loves GTA 3 for the childhood memories and GTA Vice City because it is based on 80s Miami. He can complete all the missions of GTA Vice City and GTA 3 within less than 8 hours.

Top health supplement manufacturer believes accepting crypto will make his store a hit

Andy Dragovich (name changed) plans each day the night before. Andy currently owns only one company that manufactures magnesium and calcium supplements and wholesales it to some of the top popular supplement companies, companies that are on par with Vitamin Shoppe and GNC.

Andy is looking for a branding expert to start his own supplement brand but he also fears that if he enters into that field, his wholesale buyers will see him as a threat and start buying from some other manufacturer. The most revolutionary thing that Andy has planned for his online and offline stores is that Andy’s stores will accept all the major cryptocurrencies including dogecoin, litecoin and bitcoin. Andy’s staff will keep a check on the latest prices of the cryptocurrencies with coin market cap.

Andy used to be a bona fide brat back in her teenage years but after the sudden death of his father, he became very responsible and ambitious. He just kept focus and didn’t stray his path and although it was not easy and all his friends and relatives told him that he won’t be able to succeed he didn’t give up. He took failures upon failures but he never saw them as failures but he saw them as lessons instead.

Andy’s relationship with his wife is perfect in almost every sense, they are very deeply in love since the day they met and they support each other like no other.

Andy is always on the path of self-improvement, it has been 130 days since he last touched a cigarette and this is what he told me – “Dropping off the smoking addiction is really worth it. One of the ways to get rid of it is focus on your work, the most important tasks and self-improvement both mentally and physically, as one great philosopher once said “The secret of success doesn’t lie in fighting the old but building the new”.

Occult practitioner strange and unpredictable woman relives her childhood with Christmas origami

Nikita Yamamoto (name changed) loves to wear a sexy cop dress with her ass popping out of her shorts and wander around in the supermarkets. One of Nikita’s favorite hobbies is trolling catholic Christians all over the internet, she trolls them on the social media, she trolls them on slack, discord and chatango chatrooms.

Nikita loves protestants and Protestantism. Nikita supports sodomy, divorce and same gender marriage.

Nikita disagrees with the people who claim that the protestants look at the bible with a certain lense and not through the interpretation the author of each gospel, epistle, etc.

According to Nikita, Copts, Orthodox and Catholics have been misinterpreting the bible for centuries in accord to their political benefits and they blame protestants for everything wrong.

Nikita never forgets to get her dose of nostalgia each December with folding Christmas Origami and reliving the good old childhood days.

Nikita has been trying performing black magic for a while. She always misses out an ingredient or two while performing a magic ritual.

A couple of years ago an Indian celibate named Swami Sivananda received a lot of popularity after it was proven that he is the oldest human being alive on the planet. He was 120 years old back then, he must be around 122 now. He attributed his longevity to not eating spicy food at all, performing yoga everyday and last but not the least – Celibacy. Nikita claims that celibacy has nothing to do with longevity and Swami Sivananda is lucky that he didn’t get prostate or testicular cancer due to lifelong celibacy. She even doubts that Swami Sivananda has even been celibate throughout these 122 years.

Nikita is very much interested in Hinduism, not because of its morals, values and virtues, but for the different sects of magics that it contains. She is very much interested in Aghoras, Aghoris, Tantra, Black Magic and other occult practices practiced there.